LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool

Came across a Forward mail while busy fixing things at work! Surely had a good laugh! J

 

LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool

 

1. You can stare at any Girl....

2. You don't have to spend money on her

3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically
cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

7. There can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for
u.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur
wishes anymore.

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend
and have a happier family life.

11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless
waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.

16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

17. No nonstop nonsense.

18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

19. No tension.

20. You can be "urself"

21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....